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Gildan's Softstyle is 4.5 oz of ring-spun cotton, light enough for a noon walk to the shave-ice stand and soft enough that you forget it is on by the second wear, with a semi-fitted cut that skims instead of clings, taped neck and shoulders, and a ribbed collar that holds its shape through a whole season of salt air. The print sits smooth on the fine-knit surface, so the flamingo stays as pink and as unbothered as the day it landed. Cold wash, low tumble, and it comes back ready for whatever the tide has planned (usually nothing, which is the point). 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