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Gildan's Softstyle is 4.5 oz of ring-spun cotton, light enough for a noon walk to the shave-ice stand and soft enough that you forget it is on by the second wear, with a semi-fitted cut that skims instead of clings, taped neck and shoulders, and a ribbed collar that holds its shape through a whole season of salt air. The print sits smooth on the fine-knit surface, so the flamingo stays as pink and as unbothered as the day it landed. Cold wash, low tumble, and it comes back ready for whatever the tide has planned (usually nothing, which is the point). Sizes run from the smallest beachcomber to the tallest one in the hammock.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eAloha Threads prints this design on the Comfort Colors 6014, a heavyweight 6.1 oz long sleeve tee in 100% ring-spun cotton that's garment-dyed and soft-washed for that lived-in, beach-bonfire feel. Rib cuffs hold their shape, the relaxed unisex cut leaves room for a mai tai lean, and the pre-shrunk fabric keeps fitting like paradise wash after wash (cold, inside out, tumble dry low). This is the layer for sunset walks when the ocean breeze picks up ~ because the aloha state of mind shouldn't clock out just because the sun does.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Crunchberry","offer_id":50959331524678,"sku":"MD-179502866","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Violet","offer_id":50959331328070,"sku":"MD-179502830","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Seafoam","offer_id":50959331360838,"sku":"MD-179502836","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Melon","offer_id":50959331393606,"sku":"MD-179502842","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Lagoon","offer_id":50959331426374,"sku":"MD-179502848","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Island Reef","offer_id":50959331459142,"sku":"MD-179502854","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Flo 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