{"product_id":"nope-im-on-beach-time-premium-long-sleeve-tee-5502302","title":"Nope I'm on Beach Time ~ Premium Long Sleeve Tee","description":"\u003ch2\u003eNope I'm on Beach Time ~ try again never\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe question was something about a deadline. The answer is a single syllable and a slow walk toward the water. Clocks lose jurisdiction once the sand starts.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Response:\u003c\/strong\u003e Short, final, impossible to argue with.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor the One:\u003c\/strong\u003e Who answers work texts with a photo of their feet in the surf.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTell Them:\u003c\/strong\u003e You are not late, unavailable or rude, just operating on a better schedule.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eAloha Threads prints this design on the Comfort Colors 6014, a heavyweight 6.1 oz long sleeve tee in 100% ring-spun cotton that's garment-dyed and soft-washed for that lived-in, beach-bonfire feel. Rib cuffs hold their shape, the relaxed unisex cut leaves room for a mai tai lean, and the pre-shrunk fabric keeps fitting like paradise wash after wash (cold, inside out, tumble dry low). This is the layer for sunset walks when the ocean breeze picks up ~ because the aloha state of mind shouldn't clock out just because the sun does.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Violet","offer_id":50959612739654,"sku":"MD-179523924","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Crunchberry","offer_id":50959612772422,"sku":"MD-179523930","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Blue Spruce","offer_id":50959612805190,"sku":"MD-179523936","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Violet","offer_id":50959612837958,"sku":"MD-179523923","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Crunchberry","offer_id":50959612870726,"sku":"MD-179523929","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Blue Spruce","offer_id":50959612903494,"sku":"MD-179523935","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Violet","offer_id":50959612936262,"sku":"MD-179523922","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Crunchberry","offer_id":50959612969030,"sku":"MD-179523928","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Blue Spruce","offer_id":50959613001798,"sku":"MD-179523934","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Violet","offer_id":50959613034566,"sku":"MD-179523921","price":51.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Crunchberry","offer_id":50959613067334,"sku":"MD-179523927","price":51.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Blue Spruce","offer_id":50959613100102,"sku":"MD-179523933","price":51.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Violet","offer_id":50959613132870,"sku":"MD-179523920","price":52.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Crunchberry","offer_id":50959613165638,"sku":"MD-179523926","price":52.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Blue Spruce","offer_id":50959613198406,"sku":"MD-179523932","price":52.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Violet","offer_id":50959613231174,"sku":"MD-179523919","price":53.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Crunchberry","offer_id":50959613263942,"sku":"MD-179523925","price":53.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Blue Spruce","offer_id":50959613296710,"sku":"MD-179523931","price":53.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0583\/0597\/0246\/files\/51df437c-70af-47d0-98c9-7f282019dcc8.jpg?v=1794087780","url":"https:\/\/aloha-threads.com\/products\/nope-im-on-beach-time-premium-long-sleeve-tee-5502302","provider":"Aloha Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}