The Great Island Slow-Off
🌴 The Great Island Slow-Off ~ voting is open 🌴
Sloth vs Gecko
Two island philosophies. One hammock. The sloth says the day is for napping through ~ the gecko says the day is for owning the warmest rock and defending it. Drop a shell in your jar and settle it.
One shell per beach-goer. We are counting, quietly. 🐚
TEAM SLOTH MODE
The plan is no plan. The nap is the plan.
Sloth Mode: ON ~ Supersoft Tee
TEAM GECKO'S TURF
Found the warm rock first. It is his now. Forever.
Gecko's Turf ~ Supersoft Tee
Refusing to pick a side? Respect ~ that is the most island answer there is. Wander the whole slow crew and let the winner surprise you. Results turn up here once the votes settle.
No sloths, geckos, or hammocks were hurried during this election. 🌴