Some people order the first thing that looks good. Some people read the whole menu, front to back, including the specials board, and only then decide. This shelf is for the second kind. Our Complete Aloha Threads Catalog is every design on every blank, one long walk down the sand with nothing tucked away on a side shelf: the sloths and their beach chairs, the flamingos and their tiki drinks, the crab with the STAY OFF MY BEACH sign, the monkey guarding his mai tai, the sea turtle on the surfboard, the bird of paradise inside a circle of ocean, the penguin on his rock, and the coyote who is still working out what to do with a coconut.
The blanks walk with them: the supersoft tee that gets borrowed, the relaxed washed-look tee, the beach sweatshirt for when the wind turns, the crop cut for the walk in from the car, and the raglan for the boat ride out. Every design that fits a blank is on it.
Why it matters to you: the right shirt is usually the one you did not know to look for, two rows past where you planned to stop. Reading the whole menu is how you find it.
The long walk starts at https://aloha-threads.com/collections/all. Take your time; when you find the one two rows past the plan, we will print it and send it along.
Written by Makaio. Thanks for reading.
