The Great Lanai Showdown ~ Cast Your Vote
🦎 Liko the Lizard, Chief Election Officer ~ presiding from the rock
The Great Lanai Showdown
Every lanai has two rulers: the sloth, who has claimed the good chair since Tuesday, and the flamingo, who has been posing beside it the entire time. Today we settle it. Drop a plumeria in the ballot bowl ~ Liko keeps the official tally (he has not moved in hours, which is how you know he is serious, and he will not be sharing numbers).
One ballot per beach person. Liko is watching. Slowly. 🦎
TEAM SLOTH
Naps are self-care, hurry is a scam.
DO NOT DISTURB ~ Premium Sweatshirt
TEAM FLAMINGO
Golden hour is every hour if you commit.
TIME FOR MY BEACH STRUT ~ Premium Sweatshirt
Undecided? Both candidates lounge on the same lanai ~ meet the whole island crew, sloths and flamingos and tikis included. Results revealed whenever Liko gets around to it.
Paid for by the Committee to Elect A Lanai Ruler. Treasurer: Liko. 🦎